Here's a article from the San Fransico Gate describing sex with a Windows machine compared to the sexual fantasy of Mac computing. Let me tease you with a snippet:
"That's it, baby," Windows coos, stroking your calves, working its way up to your hard drive. "Just relax, don't worry about a thing." Then come the magic words, the line Windows knows you secretly want to hear, the one guaranteed to send you into OS orbit: "Baby, I'll do it so good you'll think you're using a new MacBook Pro in a wireless cafe in Paris."
Mark Morford tries to make the typical "Windoze suxx, Mac rules!" article into something creative. Can't say I'm hot on the theme, but then again, I'm pretty Puritan when it comes to hardware pr0n.
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